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Anonymous asked: I touched myself looking at you're pic :)
Next time you’re imagining yourself with me, please pour a glass of wine, put on some nice music, turn the lights down low and light a few candles.
When you’re relaxed, imagine me teaching you how to use the correct forms of "your", because, even if I hadn’t a boyfriend to fuck, I wouldn’t fuck anybody who doesn’t have, at least, a basic grasp of the English language.
This man is photoshops himself into celebrity photos. He is my new hero.